Foxy Fridays…With A Twist

Hey hey y’all, this is Just A Girl up in the hizzy! Oh dear god I’m white. When JP told me he needed guest bloggers while he’s out of town, I immediately called Friday. Why? Because I knew it was the perfect opportunity to take over the Gospel and do something for us girls. Instead of the normal (sexy) ladies showing off their art, I’m flipping it around and showing you some fellas with kickass tats.

OHH JP YOU CAN’T STOP ME NOW!

Ahem. Anyway, since I AM molesting his blog, I thought I’d better start with our host. I got a chance to check out his work in person, and pictures don’t do it justice. It’s gorgeous. Unfortunately the pic he sent of his leg came through super tiny (sad face!)  but the boy is covered so it’s not like there was a shortage.

This might be my favorite because LOOK AT THE PUPPY! Oh, and nice tat too.

This might be my favorite because LOOK AT THE PUPPY! Oh, and nice tat too.

The surfing skeletons. This explains JP's taste in (body & wall) art right here.

The surfing skeletons. This explains JP's taste in (body & wall) art right here. It also explains why we could never share a house.

Who's a pretty pretty princess?? Oh, and the girl's nice too. :)

Who's a pretty pretty princess?? Oh, and the girl's nice too. 🙂

All of my tattoos are plain old black, so I won’t lie, I’m totally jealous. Purty.

Now this next guy is my favorite and shut your faces if you don’t like dirty white boys. Courtni knows how I roll. Chris Andersen, call me?

This picture makes me drool, but his tattoos in this one sort of make me cringe. Thankfully he's invested in some MUCH better work.

This picture makes me drool, but his tattoos in this one sort of make me cringe. Thankfully he's invested in some MUCH better work.

The wings make me want to take off my pants and die. Also, duh, go Nuggets!

The wings make me want to take off my pants and die. Also, duh, go Nuggets! Not that I'm biased or anything.

For those of you who like a prettier white boy, here’s some David Beckham. (I tried to pretend like I wasn’t into him but I’m totally lying.)

Oh hi David Beckham. What's that? You're gorgeous? Yeah, we know...

Oh hi David Beckham. What's that? You're gorgeous? Yeah, we know...

Make out with your face? Well, if you insist...

Make out with your face? Well, if you insist...

My only problem is that his tattoos? Kiiinda boring. So no more pictures. Google that shit on your own time. This next one is for Maxie, even though I almost threw up a little. Don’t get me wrong, A Milli is my jam (do the kids still say that?) but…

I love Lil Weezy but his face? Jesus.

I love Lil Weezy but his face? Jesus.

So I totally wanted to put more pics on here, but, true story, all of a sudden my google image results were all full of penises. Tattooed penises, yes, but still limp, random junk and it was scary and I said “bluhhh” and shivered and closed google because for serious? The penis is not purty ESPECIALLY LIMP AND COVERED WITH A BETTY BOOP TATTOO. While I go scrub my eyeballs, tell me who I should have included or why Chris Andersen is awesome.

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17 responses to “Foxy Fridays…With A Twist

  1. you can come and play on friday’s more often…yummy yummy yummy (although i like the ladies too JP)

  2. oh but…

    and

    Flea and Keidis

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  4. k8

    Um. Yummy. Dirty White Boys are my THING! If you check out my blog, one of my dance instructors was COVAAAHhhed! And it made me swoon.

  5. I have a 2 inch diameter tattoo of the Boston Bruins logo.

    I almost threw up and passed out twice.

    I’m manly.

  6. Just A Girl

    @LizSara – Maybe I’ll change his password while he’s gone and take over his blog! Ok maybe not. And I was actually just about to start on Keidis (even though he’s not my personal fave) and then it was all PENIS PENIS PENIS!

    @k8 – I’m glad I’m not the only one. And a guy who can dance AND has tattoos? Sign me up. 🙂

    @moog – Yeah I’d call you a sissy but I sort of maybe do the same thing every time I get a tattoo. It’s kind of sad.

  7. Matt

    HAHA!! Birdman! Holla!

  8. LOVE this post.

    I gotta add Toryn Green and Ville Valo… but I kinda have a thing for rock stars.

  9. Cassie

    I followed you here too….BUAHAHAHAHAHA

    I agree with Flea and Anthony Keidis….and also, I like Jesse James’ art. I don’t know if you ever knew Crashington on MS….but she is almost totally tatted up and if effin beautiful…..

  10. I gotta say, my attraction to guys with tats is a fairly recent phenomenon, but I’m so glad I came around.

    Love these photos.

  11. the wings!! the wings!! yes, please.

  12. Personally, I like these examples of men with body art:

  13. Tara and I were just talking about Weezy F. Baby today and how fugly his ass is but how we would still let him hit that.

  14. Aaaaand it’s totally your fault that I just googled “tattoed penises”.

    THANKS.

  15. Ohhhh weezy. So gross, but I’d still hit it.

  16. Oh David Beckham. I want to lick him.

  17. kim

    Anthony Keidis.
    yummmmmmmmmmmmmmy

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