Chill weekend

Beside from the girl at Starbucks that could not process my order (medium bold coffee), I am coming off a great weekend that was very low key. Here are a few happenings that made it rock:

  • My weekend kicked off Friday, when I received several text messages from various bloggers around the country. These lovely Ladies sent photo of their lovely ladies…. I clearly made out like a bandit! BTW, to those who sent me boob shots*, you are awesome!**
  • Watched Taken with Liam Neeson. Bad. Ass. Flick!
  • Went out with my buddy Jimmy Jamz. Ran into a girl whose friend I may or may not have hooked up with. This girl (bigger than me) comes up to me and is all, “I let you hook up with my friend, you could at least buy me a beer.” Me: Umm, fine if that s what it will take for you to leave me alone, I will get you a beer.” Me to the bartender, “give her one of those dollar PBR’s to shut her up.” Later, same girl comes up to me and says, “Why didn’t you try to fuck me? Well, it doesn’t matter I am not like that anyways.” Me: “Ahh ummm, wha? Yea, I am just a whore.” Later same girl, traps me by the bathroom and tries pulling me into the girls bathroom. It was like wrestling a rhino! Seriously, I was struggling to save myself from this broad. I then decided it was time to break north with no delay.
  • BWP emailed me some porn, chock full of hot tattooed chicks. I love that girl!
  • I received this message on Sunday from Jimmy Jamz: “I didn’t think I had that much to drink, but there are some gaps in my memory and I woke up with the worst hangover ever. I remember being ticked off that Asian broad didn’t pay me any attention and that ex-girlfriend was talking shit about me, then I’m waking up the next morning.” I thought we were pretty mellow about things…. Guess not. Ha!
  • Talk with my friends Down Under and caught up with them while I was getting 3 am fish tacos from Del Taco. Damn those are so good.
  • Saturday my alarm failed me. Woke up at 12:30. It was glorious.
  • Watched the movie Notorious and texted how that slinging crack looked like an awesome job, until he got arrested. She was confused by my statement.
  • Went shopping and spent $75 at the grocery store. Shitty part was no food was purchased. I did have an in-depth conversation with my cousin who is getting married. It was good catching up with him.
  • Get a call from my Sister who went to the NOVA Beerfest. Rubbed it in that I was not there and told me how they had a great time. Sis, if you are reading this, you suck. I love you. Oh, she did say she got new pin-up posters for the apt. Surf art and women is our motif. Awesome.
  • Racked up many hours on Medal of Honor World at War for the ol’ XBOX. No better way to waste time in my opinion.
  • Laid low Sunday and did some shopping. Prepared sone veg for a pot roast in the next few days, which I will be posting the recipe for.
  • It is casual week at work and I have Friday off. So far, things are looking up.

*Please feel free to send any and all boob shots to justjpblog (dot) gmail (dot) com.

**The blogger’s names will be withheld from public record.



Filed under Weekend Re-cap

15 responses to “Chill weekend

  1. Next time get Dunkin Donuts. Not Starbucks. Cheaper and tastier!

    Sorry, not boob pictures for you.

    I could never get into the DD coffee. I like a nice bold coffee. Caribu and Starbucks are the only places I have found for this.

  2. Make me some pot roast.

    That might be an even trade for boobs, just sayin’…

    I think the Pot Roast post will be up on Wednesday.

  3. Do you go to the Suicide Girls website? Seems up your alley.:)
    What is with that scary girl? Its usually guys who can’t take no for an answer! LOL.

    The S.G.’s are my speed, but I refuse to pay for it. Oh, that chick was straight off the reservation. I may never be able to return do to her.

  4. SLG

    If you bought me a dollar PBR I wouldn’t try to hook up with you… I’d kick your ass.

    I would let you!

  5. wait wait wait

    she couldn’t process a MEDIUM BOLD COFFEE?!?!

    I’m a former Barista.. and that just blows my mind.

    You should have seen the epic battle of charades this morning, just trying to get a cup of medium bold coffee.

  6. BWP was awesome sending porn, that’s a real friend.

    I got home that night and my email was all, “you got porn!” Epic friend.

  7. PQ

    Did I send you a boobie shot? If I didn’t, I’ll have to fix that.

    Taken was AWESOME. Though I made sure to avoid renting it to watch with my dad before I moved out…lol

    You have not sent me boobage! Lol, can you imagine your dad going all “taken” on someone, that would be insane.

  8. k8

    Hey, I don’t even need to privately send you boobage, all you have to do is go to my blog. I post them for the whole world to see. And you were a trooper for not commenting on it like every other man that reads my blog.

    Some things are too good to comment on.

  9. f.B

    The trick to slinging crack is definitely not getting arrested. It’s probably pretty hard to sling when you’re on lock.

    Good thing I watched the entire movie before I got carried away. “It’s the 10 crack commandments”

  10. I wonder what got in the sauce this weekend?

    I had a druken photo shoot and was sending boob pictures gentlemen friends as well.

    Maybe next time I’m drunk I’ll forward them over to you.

    Nice! I think the sauce may have been the issue. Send ’em over.

  11. Thank you – the mental image of wrestling a rhino made me chuckle at my desk.

    It was like I was on a safari and out of the bushes was a charging horny rhino, taking out all in its path. I had to scale a tree to get out of its path.

  12. I’m going to send you a picture of my boobs *while* slinging crack because I am fabulous.

    Saaawwweeeett! I have heard the legend of the elusive crack dealing boobs. I hear they have never been caught on camera!

  13. Boob shots??

    You must be doin something right…

    Yea! Friday was a strange night.

  14. I’m with LiLu. Boob shots, sexual invitations at bars, you are clearly a hot ticket. I’m feeling like my internet crush on you is so insignificant.

    You need to take it to the level of stalker, duh. I didn’t realize how weird that night was until I reread my post.

  15. Man no one sends me porn! I have to make at LEAST three clicks to get to it.

    Dude, BWP was all, “who wants porn” on twitter the other day. I am all, umm, Me!

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