5 things your probably didn’t know about JP:
- Though I am a Democrat, I have the soul of a fiscal Republican. That or I am a really cheap liberal.
- Despite my professed love for women with tattoos and angels with dirty wings, what really gets me is the brunettes. Preferably Latina, Middle Eastern, or Persian. If they have a full sleeve, call me done.
- I baby talk my 98 lb. English Bulldog/German Sheppard Mix puppy. He is 4, but still reference him as my little baby boy. Yes ladies, he is a snuggler like his dad.

My baby boy Winston.
- I throughly enjoy gardening. In fact if I could live off the land growing, hunting, and fishing for my own food, I would be perfectly content with my life. I come from a long line of farmers.
- Speaking of linage, I am a descendant of King Charlemagne.

